At least they spelled my name right!
Other fun responses: Leiland Tanner: "Honest Abe... with his whole presidential stint basically entrenched in war, stress and strife, I think he could have used a good 3 hours of relaxation and pure DBACKS entertainment. Plus... I doubt anyone with bad intentions would be able to sneak up behind him down in the first row at Chase! R.I.P."
Ray Byke: "I'd like to have our Scouting Department take a look at the DNA of George Washington and possibly clone him to pitch. After all, didn't he throw a dollar across the Delaware River! I see him as a long reliever."
Arnold Moreno: "Bill Clinton, talk sports, girls, and have some beers. Talk to him about North Korea-not too many foreigners have been there in several years!"
Erika Tenney: "What about Jimmy Carter and G.W.B.? Jimmy can hook us up with endless peanuts and George can provide the entertaining play by plays."
Justine Saquilayan: "... A game with William Howard Taft might be interesting if we could somehow drag him out of his bathtub."